9 Funny Gifts That Show Your Personality
9 Funny Gifts That Show Your Personality
Delight your clients with these witty and inexpensive ideas.
Make Some Noise
A kazoo will come in handy when they’re ringing in the New Year (and their kids are sure to love it, too). Kazoobie Kazoos allows you to print your message on a plastic kazoo, and you can choose from a variety of designs: metal, wooden, and even chocolate! The company also offers the Wazoo — which it calls an “excessively LOUD kazoo” — for those really wanting to bring in the noise. Choose from 14 colors.
Price: Starting at $14.50 for a bag of 25 plastic kazoos with logo
Get a foot in the door by sending your prospects chocolate feet. Each chocolate footprint measures 4 by 1 7/8 inches and comes sealed in clear cellophane to maintain freshness. Select from dark or milk chocolate. Personalize the foot with your company logo or other text.
Price: $1.65 each for an order of 500 (plus a one-time $95 fee to personalize a foot molding)
A House Savings Plan
Every cent counts. This house-shaped bank from Promo, which is a good reminder to start saving, can be used to collect loose change. Have it imprinted with your brokerage’s name so your prospects will remember whom to call when they’ve saved enough. Select a house from more than 10 different colors.
Price: Starting at $2.92 each for an order of 150
For your religious home sellers, an EcoJoe may be the good luck they need from above. It’s an eco-friendly statue of St. Joseph, the saint long thought to have a powerful stake in real estate. As the belief goes, clients can bury the statue in their yard to help bring about a successful, speedy sale. These statues from EcoJoe are made with 100 percent clay, hand-molded, fired in a kiln, and enclosed in biodegradable packaging. The company touts its statues as a “green” alternative to plastic ones. The company’s gift kits include spaces on the back for your promotional stickers.
Price: $8.99 for the statue; $14.99 for entire gift kit
Deck the Office
Don’t let work distract your clients from keeping you top-of-mind. Give them a desktop Christmas tree, which will certainly create conversation around the office. This LED USB Mini Christmas Tree plugs right into a computer so your customers can deck their office out for the holidays. Ten multicolor LEDs last up to 6,000 hours.
I’ve Got Your Back
A personalized back scratcher may be the perfect gift to tell prospects you’re watching their back. Put your company’s name on this back scratcher, and they’ll be sure to never forget that you’re there for them whenever they get the real estate itch. Select from hardwood and bamboo to telescopic back scratchers.
Price: Starting at $18.95 for engraved bamboo back scratchers
Have a Ball
These balls from SENDaBALL Inc., which are about the size of a volleyball, are sent fully inflated via the postal service’s First Class Mail. Personalize the ball with a sincere greeting, such as “Have a ball in your new home” or “Have a ball in 2016!” You choose the message and the color of the ball.
Price: $16 per ball, including shipping, for an order of 100 (orders for smaller quantities available)
Clients will be happy to take your call when their phone rests on the lap of this Smiley Guy Cell Phone Holder. Choose from white, red, yellow, or blue for your smiley guy. He’ll hold up their phone on his lap. The price includes a one-color imprint on his belly for your company information.
Price: $3.65 each for an order of 75 (there’s a setup charge of $60)
This gift may raise eyebrows initially, but doggy poo is serious business. After all, a surefire way to turn off potential buyers is poo on the shoe. For pet owners, this may be the perfect answer. DoodyCalls is a pet waste removal service that will come to your clients’ home and scoop up the messes their pets leave behind. The service provides dog pooper scooper service for a home owners’ yard, cat litter box cleaning, and patio and deck deodorizing, among other services. Find a scooper near you and purchase a gift certificate for your clients.
Price: Gift certificates available, pick your denomination